It's a joke

[Black Hawk]

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's as*(hind end), he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'

[Bogus Jim]

It would be funnier if a Priest told it.   

[grubbie]

Two Llamas were talking....one said "we are going on vacation". The other replied, "Alpaca bag".

[Hank]

The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[Osnabrock]

Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows?
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They're making all the headlines.

[Bogus Jim]

The cowboy bought a wiener dog... his mom told him to get a long little doggy.

[Lonesome Dave]

Husband & Wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.

Husband says, honey, tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Wife says, you have the biggest d.... of all your friends! 

[Hank]

A backwards poet writes inverse.

And

If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed.



Sent from the Altair 8800 I carry around.

[Robmicgrn]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey.......... Why such the long face?"

[grubbie]

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall??.........................Dam.

[Hank]

This has to be the worst collection of jokes ever put in one place.   They've all made me laugh though.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.