The best craigslist ad I've seen.

[Hank]

This is really funny

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ame/851215608.html

[The Yeti]

Too funny! This is my favorite quote ever:

If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your face with an ultimate punch right to the face.

And Chuck Norris WILL kick your ass! I heard that behind that beard, Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin...it's ANOTHER FIST!!