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Fletch

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KTM twins
« on: August 02, 2019, 02:22:45 PM »
not sure if anyone else uses them, but they have always treated me well. this is the emial I got from them on my latest order:

It's happening! Your order is on the way
Your parts have been gently taken from our KTM Twins shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your parts and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your parts into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party rode perfect 12 o’clock wheelies down the street to the post office where the entire city of San Francisco waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in our private KTM Twins jet on this day, Fri, Aug 02.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at KTM Twins. We sure did.

Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year”.  We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to KTMTWINS.COM!!

Thank you once again,
Eli Rubel, Owner, KTM Twins
stupid is my middle name, but my first name is Mike

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Re: KTM twins
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2019, 02:32:55 PM »
Customer of the Year!  Jeez what did you order?  500 gallons of KTM octane booster?

Fletch

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Re: KTM twins
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2019, 04:14:58 PM »
Cool-aid
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Re: KTM twins
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2019, 03:45:13 PM »
That has to be one of the best lines of BS I have heard in a long time. KTM is just grooming you before they have you bend over.
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