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[Bogus Jim]

How to beat a speeding ticket

Seems like good advice, but I don't think the odds of beating a speeding ticket are very good. I hired a lawyer once, and the result was, I had to pay both the lawyer and the fine. The lawyers of course will tell you different, because they have BMW car payments to make.

Perhaps the best advice is to ride a KLR. Then you won't get speeding tickets unless you're in a school zone.