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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2019, 05:05:59 PM »
trying to give Beta a chance, but I got to something about valves and cams? what do those have to do with dirtbikes??
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2019, 06:29:43 PM »
trying to give Beta a chance, but I got to something about valves and cams? what do those have to do with dirtbikes??

I think the valves and cams produce heat, which can be used to cook frozen meatballs on the valve cover? It's probably explained in the Beta cookbook.

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2019, 06:31:13 PM »
That makes sense, I wasn’t thinking it through, thanks Jim!
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2019, 08:55:18 PM »
Anyone know if KTM makes plastics that will fit a Beta? (Asking for a friend).

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2019, 09:31:25 PM »
Currently not a Beta owner, but from past ownership I can tell you that when a beautiful red Beta becomes tired and faded out it turns into a orange KTM.
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2019, 10:26:58 PM »
Lol
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2019, 10:42:39 PM »
from past ownership I can tell you that when a beautiful red Beta becomes tired and faded out it turns into a orange KTM.

Wow! So this transformation happens after the first ride on the Beta?   ;D

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2019, 09:01:32 AM »
I think valves and cams are used in automated Stromboli stuffing machines.   So that probably has something to do with it.

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2019, 09:16:54 AM »
oh, that makes sense..
 so is it the marinara that makes the Beta's red?
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2019, 10:10:16 AM »
This thread is making me hungry, I might have to swing by Piesano's Pacchia today.

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2019, 11:51:28 AM »
KTM riders banned from Beta threads in 3....2....1....
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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2019, 01:11:50 PM »


Hmmmmm ………


Meat Balls w/spagetti  vs.  Weiner Schnitzel w/kraut

Gucci  vs. Lederhosen

Elizabetta Canalis  vs.  Conchita Wurst


                       ………   just seems that the "Princess" bikes come from a better gene pool


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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2019, 01:48:31 PM »
I just HAD to Google Conchita Wurst....

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Re: Beta 390-350 owners may want to follow this thread.
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2019, 11:16:09 PM »
                       ………   just seems that the "Princess" bikes come from a better gene pool

And come with a better warranty I hope. Two strokes will throw a main every now and then but 1 out of 200? I'll pass

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